3 February 2010
[funny] Make Your Own Malcolm Tucker Poster … ‘Eric fucking Bristow’s on the oche throwing a million darts made of human shit right at you.’
27 January 2010
16 January 2010
15 January 2010
13 January 2010
[books] I’m Not That Peter Robinson … Internet Hate Mob GO! … ‘Many thanks to all of you who have offered me your support in my time of difficulty – especially the person who said my wife was a homophobic slut who needed a good slapping around, and the other who suggested that I turn to Jesus Christ as my Saviour – but I must stress that I AM NOT Peter Robinson the politician, Northern Ireland’s First Minister.’
[blogs] Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal … generating ideas for the blog-to-book market one post at a time: Famous Architect Or Early 20th Century Pedophile Dandy? … Dinosaurs Dealing With Mortality … Everything As A Vintage Paperback … Reboxing. [via Metafilter]
5 January 2010
[funny] Worth a look: Some Questions … Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter … Can Fail (Isn’t this a visual metaphor for life in some way rather than a fail?)
4 January 2010
[batman] xkcd: Lease … ‘I don’t know what you just said because I was thinking about Batman.’
1 January 2010
[funny] WiFi for Passive-Aggressives … ‘YourDogShitsInMyYard’
31 December 2009
[funny] The Perfect Billboard … ‘My God, it even has a watermark.’
23 December 2009
[funny] Go Look: Spiderman Missed His Train At Kings Cross.
20 December 2009
18 December 2009
[tv] Let’s Enhance Montage … ‘Lock On and enhance the Zee Axis…’ (more…)
15 December 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command. [via Robot Wisdom]
14 December 2009
[funny] I Am Locking the Wikipedia Article On Our Sex Life … ‘Locking the article has also become necessary to prevent the constant reinsertion of a section with the heading “Like a Cowardly Slug That’s Just Spotted a Pile of Salt,” detailing at length the uncharacteristically unsatisfying night we shared in a Paris hotel last summer. As I made clear several times on the talk page of our sex life, that was a completely unrepresentative occasion…’
9 December 2009
[funny] New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths …
“The most disturbing facet of this ubiquitous childhood disorder is an utter lack of empathy,” Mateo said. “These people-if you can even call them that-deliberately violate every social norm without ever pausing to consider how their selfish behavior might affect others. It’s as if they have no concept of anyone but themselves.”
“The depths of depravity that these tiny psychopaths are capable of reaching are really quite chilling,” Mateo added.
2 December 2009
[google] Autocomplete Me … a blog revealing oddball search requests via Google’s autocomplete feature … ‘monsters are… real and ghosts are real too. they live inside us and sometimes they win.’
25 November 2009
[simpsons] The 14 Most Awesome Fake Products From The Simpsons … ‘Krusty’s low standards for product endorsement have resulted in a slew of hilarious products. One of the best is the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test (warning: may cause birth defects).’
24 November 2009
[funny] Internet Vices … ‘YouTube is shots of tequila. “Just ONE” to humor your friend quickly turns into 4 or 5…’
18 November 2009
[bdj] Reg hack beats ‘Belle de Jour’ sex rap … ‘The stigma of suspected blogging followed [Andrew] Orlowski until yesterday, when Dr Brooke Magnanti, a Bristol research scientist, outed herself in The Sunday Times. Today our man, who is rarely mistaken for Billie Piper, declined to comment from his North London brothel.’
9 November 2009
[funny] Vague Scientist … ‘Apparently reality is sort of a Jammie Dodger but with bad matter where the jam would be.’
8 November 2009
[twitter] Nigel Molesworth is on Twitter: ‘sunda wot a dredful da it lede to kontemplasion of ones MORTALITE o how werey stale flatt & unproffitabel seem to me all the uses ect ect’ [link]
5 November 2009
[funny] Glanced At: This Is Going To End Badly / l337 Eye Chart.
[comics] A List Of Favorite Comic Book Cliches … ‘We’ll always have a soft spot for Julie Newmar as Catwoman in the 1966 “Batman” TV show, if only for the matter-of-fact way that she told Batman that they could both be happy if he’d just let her kill Robin.’
4 November 2009
[funny] The Homeopathic Webcomic … ‘Diluted With Blank Pixels 1,000,000 Times…’
3 November 2009
30 October 2009
[funny] Church Sign FAIL … ‘The class on Prophecy has been canceled…’
29 October 2009
[comics] The Haiku of the Ancient Sub-Mariner … great gag strip from Evan Dorkin … ‘Angry, So Angry…’
27 October 2009
[funny] Employment Wanted – Former Marijuana Smuggler … ‘During this time I also co-owned and participated in the executive level management of 120 people worldwide in a successful pot smuggling venture with revenues in excess of US$100 million annually.’ (more…)
[funny] Glanced At: Information Vs. Confusion
26 October 2009
24 October 2009
[funny] Watching: YouTube – Cassetteboy vs Nick Griffin vs Question Time … ‘I am thoroughly unpleasant and really creepy…’ (more…)
22 October 2009
[funny] Watching: Jenga World Record Disaster … ‘Jeez, Brian… I don’t know what to say.’ (more…)
16 October 2009
[piracy] Worth a look: Everytime You Torrent God Kills A…
[twitter] 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About … ‘#9 Emotional Breakthroughs’
6 October 2009
[comics] Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates … ‘Bruce Wayne is glad to see the new law requiring skylights in all buildings was passed.’ [via Sore Eyes]
1 October 2009
[comics] Abhay Khosla’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula [Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five]
27 September 2009
[funny] 10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids … ‘Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.’
24 September 2009
[funny] Go Look: The Ultimate Productivity Blog
23 September 2009
[funny] Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 PM … ‘According to the panel, the final event will occur at 3:32 p.m., when a tourist, believing the impressive structure to be a giant mall, will enter Chicago’s Museum of Contemporary Art, and, not finding what he is looking for, ask where “the damn Radio Shack is supposed to be.” The man, dressed in Crocs and sweatpants and determined by researchers to be the final catalyst in humanity’s epic downfall, will then loudly expel gas.’
22 September 2009
11 September 2009
[apollo] A List Of The 106 Objects That Apollo 11 Left On The Moon … ’33. Defecation Collection Device (4)’
10 September 2009
8 September 2009
[ads] The Classified Dating Ads of the London Review of Books … ‘They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, ‘Please don’t make me do cross-country, sir’). Box no. 0473.’
31 August 2009
[twitter] Yet another Twitter worth taking a look at: Shit My Dad Says … ‘You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.’
27 August 2009
[funny] Go Look: Stormtrooping in the Rain
25 August 2009
[tech] Xkcd’s Tech Support Cheatsheet … follow this flowchart and remember the other other golden rule: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and you will have a lucrative and rewarding career in IT Support.
24 August 2009
[funny] For Sale in Gotham London: Batmobile replica 4.2 engine 1 years Mot and 6mths Tax (£8,500) … ‘It has titanium cup holders as used in the Bugatti Veyron which I won in an auction and the arm rest is autographed by Batman himself Adam West.’ [via LDN]