[food] How An Englishman Cooks Breakfast [via iamcal] …

There are many different ways to cook eggs but most of them are purely of interest to invalids, children and the feeble-minded. The correct or ‘proper English egg’ is fried with lightly browned edges in the fat left over from the bacon. At the last minute, oil is flicked over the top of the yolk to seal it. This dangerous procedure causes the yolk to form a perfect, golden, viscid capsule, the violation of which with a rough shard of toast, is the nearest that an Englishman will permit himself to unbridled sexual ecstasy.

How An Englishman Cooks Breakfast

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 20th, 2011 at 3:42 pm and is filed under Food, Funny.

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