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[blogs] Gerard and Dan find each other. From this …

‘I’m saying, you simpleton, that to claim that the RSPCA is wasting its time complaining about the welfare of animals while people are dying all over the world, when your own life is so utterly and comically meaningless, is hypocrisy. Or, more precisely, stupidity.’

To this (in about 17 moves) …

‘Mr Dan, where do you live? If it’s London, I’d love to meet up for a (non-alcoholic) drink. You seem like an interesting fellow.’

Great Moments in Blog: ‘I’m saying, you simpleton…’

This entry was posted on Monday, July 8th, 2002 at 8:57 am and is filed under Blogs, Funny, UKblogs.

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5 Comments

There is hope for this crazy messed up world…

[posted by darren at 11:58am on Jul 8 2002]

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that meeting.

[posted by Nick at 12:19pm on Jul 8 2002]

Brilliant. Made my day already. And that meeting would HAVE to be on be pay per view. Someone call Murdoch, now!

[posted by taj at 12:41pm on Jul 8 2002]

I enjoy the idea of “17 moves”.

“Bzzzt! Contradiction! -10 points. Go back three spaces.”

[posted by Kevan at 12:43pm on Jul 8 2002]

And there’s me just writing people off as nutters – shame on me!

[posted by Euan at 5:41pm on Jul 8 2002]

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