linkmachinego.com
[LMG]
 Home
 Contact LMG
 LMGs Wishlist

 LMG Archives

 del.icio.us/lmg link
 flickr/lmg

[subscribe]
 LMG RSS Feed

   Subscribe with Bloglines

 Add LMG to My Yahoo
 Livejournal Feed

[projects]
 TimeMachineGo
 ES Headlines 2005
 ES Headlines 2006



[UK Bloggers]
 sashinka
 plasticbag.org
 Diamond Geezer
 Pete's Weblog
 As Above
 Feeling Listless
 Blogadoon
 Grayblog
 Back in a Bit
 Troubled Diva
 Random Acts Of Reality
 Sore Eyes
 plep
 gordon mclean
 Venusberg
 Pandemian
 Blah Blah Flowers
 Technovia
 linkbunnies.org
 2lmc Spool
 Pixeldiva
 unmusic
 The View from Here
 blackbeltjones
 Belle de Jour
 Girl With A...
 Blogjam
 Parallax View
 methylsalicylate
 Scary Duck
 Interconnected
 Things Fall Apart
 mad musings of me
 The Copydesk
 Coffee Grounds
 iamcal.com
 The Obvious?
 Going Underground

[UK Blog Community]
 Britblogs Directory
 Updated GBlogs
 London Bloggers
 UKBloggers Social

[Comic Blogs]
 BugPowder
 NeilAlien
 Dave's Long Box
 Progressive Ruin
 BeaucoupKevin
 Warrenellis.com
 Evan Dorkin

[More links]
 del.icio.us
 Haddock Directory
 Remaindered Links
 Waxy's Links

[Other Blogs]
 Do You Feel Loved?
 Fake Steve Jobs
 jwz's LiveJournal
 Ghost in the Machine
 kottke.org
 Brainsluice
 lukelog
 LinkWorthy
 cheesedip.com
 Follow Me Here

[Blog Stuff]
 Technorati
 Bloglines

[other]
 Metafilter
 Ask Metafilter
 Barbelith Underground
 Need To Know

[LMG Archives]
 December 2008
 November 2008
 October 2008
 September 2008
 August 2008
 July 2008
 June 2008
 May 2008
 April 2008
 March 2008
 February 2008
 January 2008
 December 2007
 November 2007
 October 2007
 September 2007
 August 2007
 July 2007
 June 2007
 May 2007
 April 2007
 March 2007
 February 2007
 January 2007
 December 2006
 November 2006
 October 2006
 September 2006
 August 2006
 July 2006
 June 2006
 May 2006
 April 2006
 March 2006
 February 2006
 January 2006
 December 2005
 November 2005
 October 2005
 September 2005
 August 2005
 July 2005
 June 2005
 May 2005
 April 2005
 March 2005
 February 2005
 January 2005
 December 2004
 November 2004
 October 2004
 September 2004
 August 2004
 July 2004
 June 2004
 May 2004
 April 2004
 March 2004
 February 2004
 January 2004
 December 2003
 November 2003
 October 2003
 September 2003
 August 2003
 July 2003
 June 2003
 May 2003
 April 2003
 March 2003
 February 2003
 January 2003
 December 2002
 November 2002
 October 2002
 September 2002
 August 2002
 July 2002
 June 2002
 May 2002
 April 2002
 March 2002
 February 2002
 January 2002
 December 2001
 November 2001
 October 2001
 September 2001
 August 2001
 July 2001
 May 2001
 April 2001
 March 2001
 February 2001
 January 2001
 December 2000
 November 2000
 October 2000
 September 2000
 August 2000
 July 2000
 June 2000
 May 2000
 April 2000
 March 2000

   Powered by Blogger

         


August 31, 2001
[comics] The Sandman Ate My Balls ... 'It's Destiny's luck to run out of balls.'

[books] Extract from The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman ... 'Lee Scoresby looked not asleep, nor at peace; he looked as if he had died in battle; but he looked as if he knew that his fight had been successful. And because the Texan aeronaut was one of the very few humans Iorek had ever esteemed, he accepted the man's last gift to him. With deft movements of his claws, he ripped aside the dead man's clothes, opened the body with one slash, and began to feast on the flesh and blood of his old friend. It was his first meal for days, and he was hungry.'

August 30, 2001

[movies] Speaking Of War -- Francis Ford Coppola and David Halberstam discuss Apocalypse Now Redux ... '...my only point is, to what end? In other words, you fight a war, you make a great sacrifice, but to what end? What are we moving toward? That?s what I?m interested in. Because I think that?s when empires fail?when no one understands what the vision is.' [via Seething Hatred]

[oj] And another one... The Job is Done [by Chris at Do You Feel Loved]

[web] At home with TVGoHome -- BBC News interviews Charlie Brooker ... Brooker: 'I'm still totally interested in doing internet-based things. The nice thing about the internet is that it's a great leveller. TVGoHome was done on a budget of nil. The one thing that matters is coming up with a simple idea. I don't know why more people don't try it and do it - come up with something simple and try to build an audience. Everyone seems to want to create Onion rip-offs, but there's plenty of room for good online comedy content.' [Related: Zeppotron, TV Go Home]

August 29, 2001

Cover of Joe Matt's The Poor Bastard[comics] Joe Matt's Girl from Ipanema Talks Back... one of the characters from The Poor Bastard book gives her side of the story ... 'Joe's rapport, or demeanor if you will, with me was always ranging from hostile to aloof & indifferent. He was very antisocial. At the time I figured he was just a bit off because he was insecure. Hostile, but not in an overtly aggressive way. Not outgoingly hostile, he was just never really there. And never really nice, just nonresponsive & I thought just a bit superior & condescending. But I definitely didn't see the human equivalence of infatuation. He probably came across as nervous sometimes too but it was all linked to his personality because he seemed pretty introverted & not very friendly.'

[tv] Theroux tipped off by Hamiltons -- brief inside story on Louis Theroux and the Hamiltons ... Theroux: 'Journalists can dish it out, but we're not very good at taking it. Maybe it's because we know what it's like being in the media spotlight. We're the last to sign the release form.'

August 28, 2001
[books] Author angers the Bible Belt -- article on the reaction to Philip Pullman's books in America ... 'At their core, Pullman's books are profoundly humanistic. Joan Slatterly calls them stories 'about love, seizing the day and being alive'. 'For all the qualities they have,' says Pullman, 'mine are ordinary children who come to realise that the world is a wonderful place whose destiny is not their birthright. There are no hereditary traditions or magic wands like in Harry Potter. There is the occult but not in the sense I see in other books. I don't give people magical powers.''

[comics] The Great Comic Book Ads -- looks at the weird things you can buy from the back of old comics. I always wanted to be a GRIT Salesman... 'I've easily read 100 comic books for every book I've read, but that's mostly just because I'm not very smart.'

[distraction] Ant City -- What happens when you focus a giant magnifying glass on a little city full of tiny People, tiny Helicopters, tiny Cars and tiny Oil Tankers? KA-BOOM! [via Sore Eyes]

August 27, 2001
[tv] Feltz accuses Big Brother -- Vanessa Feltz claims she did not have a mini-breakdown on Celebrity Big Brother ... 'It was a blinding moment when I suddenly realised that there was no Big Brother. It was just a researcher. I suddenly thought I'm not going to give back the chalk we had for the shopping list. I thought I had suffered enough. I have lost my husband and there was sod all to do anyway except watch Anthea wash up and clean. So I started writing words on the table like "defenestred" and "innured" and then I had a look and I said I thought 'it looks awfully Conran' but you didn't see that in the edit. Instead you saw me looking like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.'

[distraction] Tony Soprano Soundboard -- flash soundboard with soundclips ... 'Two years ago I thought RICO was a relative of his.' -- Dr. Melfi.

August 26, 2001
[bb2] Behind Big Brother -- Elizabeth on the BB2 experience ... 'For the moment, us housemates have been set apart. We have become a kind of product, a brand. It is ironic, as people think they know me, that I sometimes feel I have become de-personalised by the experience. I am no longer just Elizabeth, but Elizabeth from Big Brother. I am now part of the exclusive brand.'

[distractions] Ask Professor Yaffle ... 'Nyek, nyek, nyek. Good day to you, young seekers of enlightenment. I, Professor Yaffle, have been specially invited here as an acknowledged expert on many topics, in the hope that I may serve as a source of wisdom to those less informed than myself; to whit, the viewing public. I believe that several people have already written in with questions of great import, upon which they wish to seek my humble opinion. ' [Related: Profiles of Professor Yaffle and Bagpuss. Link via Found]

August 25, 2001
[wtf?] Marvel's Next Hollywood Connection? Celebrity comic writers -- the next big thing in mainstream comics... '...Freddie Prinze Jr. - maybe the busiest young actor working today - wants to try his hand at writing comic books in the coming months, while he takes a break from acting.'

What next... Perhaps Robert Downey Jr. will write Wonder Woman? 'Police also found a Wonder Woman costume in Downey's hotel closet, which authorities believe may have been worn by a woman who had been in his room before police arrived.'

[profile] Vaughan Again -- Johnny Vaughan interview / profile in the Telegraph ... 'Mnemonists are, Vaughan explains, "Guys who you might think are highly intelligent but actually just have a good selection of freakish memories. I read that," Vaughan remembers, "and I thought 'Oh dear. . .' and the worst thing is, I remembered it." He shrugs ruefully, "And if I remembered it, I definitely am it."'

[comics] Mad Magazine Vs. J. Edgar Hoover -- the FBI investigated Mad Magazine after J. Edgar Hoover was mentioned in the magazine ... 'Several complaints have been made to the Bureau concerning the Mad comic book, which at one time presented the horror of war to readers. Various comic books of this nature were brought to the attention of the Justice Department, which rendered the decision that such books did not constitute a violation of the Sedition Statutes.' [via Comic Geek]

August 24, 2001
[distraction] Andrew Lloyd-Webber's public book reviews on Amazon. 'Rogul's book is a fascinating guide to the phenomenon of alien abduction, and as an abductee myself I was staggered by how similar my experiences were to the examples he cites in his book. I too was whisked up to the mothership where a group of 7 or 8 humanoids with enlarged craniums and black oval eyes subjected me to intense examination, lavishing particular scrutiny on my [...], which they probed with a glass-like instrument which emitted a blue glow. ' [via Barbelith Underground]

[comics] Cartoon strip seeks to be first of the first books -- Jimmy Corrigan in shortlist for this year's Guardian First Book Award. 'Ware has won rave reviews for his subtle, innovative book with its dark portrayal of alienated wage slaves and dysfunctional family relationships. The title character is an introverted office dogsbody whose awkward reunion with his long-lost father brings him further confusion and pain. The author is already being championed by last year's First Book Award winner. "He should win immediately - I don't even care what else is on it," declared novelist Zadie Smith. "It's a work of genius." The author Nick Hornby is another fan, who said Jimmy Corrigan was "too beautiful to take anywhere".' [Related: Buy Jimmy Corrigan at Amazon, Chris Ware at Fantagraphics]

August 23, 2001
[politics] Anne Widdecombe? The voice of reason?! 'Lady Thatcher became prime minister 21 years ago. It is time to move on.'

August 22, 2001

[comics] Sophie Crumb, sketching her own artistic 'World' -- USA Today on Robert Crumb's daughter Sophie ... '''Last night, this guy, a fire juggler I met on the street, was looking at something I did and he said, 'This looks like R. Crumb.' I said, 'That's my dad!' Crumb, who doesn't see the resemblance to her father's work, hopes to avoid cashing in on his fame and plans to pursue a career illustrating children's books. ''I wish my last name would have nothing to do with it,'' she says. ''I thought that Crumb was a common name in Kansas.'' She pauses. ''I have to get married to a French guy soon.''' [via Comic Geek]

[books] Kids' stuff -- Guardian interview with Philip Pullman ... Pullman: 'Traditionally, children are seen as beautiful, innocent beings; then comes adulthood and they become corrupt. That's the CS Lewis view. My view is that the coming of experience and sexuality and self-consciousness is a thing to be welcomed, because it's the beginning of true understanding, of wisdom. My book tells children that you're going to grow up and it's going to be painful but it's going to be good too.'

August 21, 2001
[film] 'Silent' Partnership -- NY Post acticle on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... ' Having briefly met [Jason] Mewes on the set of "Jay and Silent Bob" earlier this year, I can attest that this outrageous motormouth is the most incongruous of potential movie stars. Having a coherent conversation with the man is impossible. "He doesn't know how to talk about movies or himself, because he doesn't think it's a big deal," Smith said. "He makes movies because he likes getting free breakfast burritos for 60 days, $200 a day in cash for spending money and free T-shirts."'

[comics] Warren Ellis Recommends... books, comics and music. 'I'd just like to take the opportunity to say that Lee Van Cleef always had the best hat.'

[film] In the Driving Seat -- interview with Sigourney Weaver by William Leith ... 'THE first, overwhelming impression you get of Sigourney Weaver is that, unlike most film stars, she is even taller than you imagined - 6ft 2in, or possibly even 6ft 3in in her high heels. She once said that her career had been defined by the fact that most producers were short, and that she was not their ideal sexual fantasy. She is the sort of woman who, I imagine, would terrify a short man.'

August 20, 2001
[comics] You cannot resist him! Evan Dorkin's Devil Puppet in all his mesmeric glory... [from The House Of Fun]

[books] Philip Pullman: A winner - if he gets his evil way -- interesting profile of the childrens author ... 'His novel, The Amber Spyglass, is unusual. It's a magnificent piece of storytelling that, unlike self-consciously difficult literary novels, is sinfully sweet to devour. Despite its bulk, it isn't a stand-alone book, but the culmination of a trilogy. Most pertinently, it's a novel for children, albeit one that can be enjoyed with equal intensity by adults, who are more likely to pick up on its allusions.'

[distraction] Conclusive proof that NASA faked the Moon Landings ... 'It is almost insulting to think that NASA could get away with this obvious howler!' [via Brainsluice]

August 19, 2001
[wtf?] A Child Molester's Choice -- Creative Loafing looks at Chemical Castration ... 'Roys is not an advocate of the treatment. She prefers intensive, confrontational counseling and medications such as Prozac, Paxil and Zoloft. Roys also says that even when taken properly, the female hormones can have little effect. "We had one offender that we had on Depo[-Provera] for a very long time," Roys says. "His [male] hormone levels were way down. And he still was having intercourse with his dog."'

[profile] Salon profiles Robert Ballard (the discoverer of Titanic) ... 'In "Eternal Darkness," Ballard describes what he saw: "Warm water shimmered up from cracks in the lava flows. It was turning a cloudy blue as manganese and other minerals, carried from deep within the seafloor, precipitated out of solution to form a solid coating on the cooler surrounding rocks. But that was not all. The seafloor was teeming with life." For several days, Ballard explored the hydrothermal vents, taking specimens and preserving them in Russian vodka purchased at port in Panama. In other words: Been there, done it, mapped it, sampled it and pickled it in vodka.'

[movies] That Loving Felon [Part 1 | Part 2] -- interview with Ray Liotta ... 'It strikes me that Ray Liotta is probably capable of unconditional love himself. I found an extraordinary sweetness in him, sometimes accompanied by his too-much-information type of honesty. What makes him seem maniacal are his eyes, but they are also what make him seem angelic. There's an amazing play of hard and soft, and people like that. Women like that homicidal lunatic that is dangerous but also tame and sweet. He shrugs: 'I guess. When you play a bad guy, there's never just one note. Even killers want to be loved.''

August 18, 2001
[web] Top Quotes on DoomWorld IRC -- wit and wisdom on a VAST scale ... ' my spanking will revolutionize the way all u people function as individuals' [via NTK]

August 17, 2001
[weblogs] Recommended for bloggers using Windows... blogBuddy. 'blogBuddy is a small application written in Delphi which enables remote control of blogs on blogger.com. Using blogBuddy you can post new entries as well as edit existing post. Template control is also available.'

[politics] Are you a Woolly Liberal? 'Walking home late at night, a man accosts you and snatches your wallet. Later, you fantasise about: Ann Widdecombe in Downing Street working to put more bobbies on the beat.' [via Meg]

[not so random image] Christopher Walken -- 'You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti.'[politics] Me? A member of the liberal elite? -- The Guardian tries to find some members of the Liberal Elite ... '"A Home Office minister said to me," says John Wadham, the Liberty chairman, sitting by a fan in his windowless office, "that the more we complain about civil liberties disappearing, the more the government like it, because it plays well with the Daily Mail." He does not even bother to look disappointed. In his scuffed Doctor Martens shoes and small rimless glasses, he could pass for a defeated radical activist from the early 80s. It is probably just as well that his office does not have a view. Within sight of the Liberty headquarters, there are at least two CCTV cameras.'

[movies] Various celeb quotes and stories on Christopher Walken ... 'I was riding in a car with Christopher and some other people, going to our location. [while filming Communion] It was a fairly long drive, through beautiful countryside, and it started to get too quiet, so Christopher started singing "Mac The Knife" in Yiddish!' [via Fark]

August 16, 2001
[books] You ask the questions: Peter Ackroyd. On genuinely disturbing parts of London: 'There are a couple of spots of London that have always interested me. One of them is a small area known as Angel Street by the old wall of Newgate Prison, which has been a haunted spot for many centuries. It was here that the black dog of Newgate used to be seen in spectral form ? certainly not a place for the faint hearted. Stew Lane is another spot. It's a little-known alley that leads from the river upwards to Upper Thames Street. It's dark and narrow ? I've never known why it's called Stew Lane or what happened there, but it is a curiously uncomfortable place.'

[lorem ipsum] What does the filler text "lorem ipsum" mean? 'Lorem ipsum was part of a passage from Cicero, specifically De finibus bonorum et malorum, a treatise on the theory of ethics written in 45 BC. The original reads, Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit . . . ("There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain . . ."). McClintock recalled having seen lorem ipsum in a book of early metal type samples, which commonly used extracts from the classics. "What I find remarkable," he told B&A, "is that this text has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since some printer in the 1500s took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book; it has survived not only four centuries of letter-by-letter resetting but even the leap into electronic typesetting, essentially unchanged." So much for the transitory nature of content in the information age.' [Related: loremipsum.org, thanks to Marcia]

August 15, 2001
[distraction] Prison Inmate Population Information Search -- find out if you have a namesake locked up in New York State... 'NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME SHRUBXXXX' [thanks, Andy]

[weblogs] Wacky Brit has done an updated list of the Most Popular Links on UK Weblogs. [Related: Blogdex continues to improve -- it's well worth a look.]

August 14, 2001
[random] Pass Notes covers The Girl from Ipanema ... 'It seems the widow of Antonio Carlos Jobim is still disgruntled about her husband leching after the foxy Brazilian lovely. The heirs to the songwriters' fortunes say the gently swaying, golden Heloisa has no right to call her shop The Girl from Ipanema.'

[stuff] Linkage:

  • Tom and Vaughan both mention the impossibility of buying property in London. They could try -- Mortgage Sharing [which is working sucessfully for me].
  • Top 100 Comics of August 2001. '1) New X-Men #117'
  • Unsurprisingly, Doom is GameSpy's Top 50 Game of all Time ... 'It's a testament to Doom's superior design and longetivity that it still has a thriving community today, building modifications, maps, and utilities as if it were 1994. What's more, since id Software released the game's source code a few years back, a number of "source ports" have appeared, which extend the game's features and capabilities into the 21st century. ' [Related: ZDoom -- best updated Source Port]
  • Slashdot covers Groth Vs. McCloud on Digital Comics ... 'Really now, what is the advantage of using flash for a static image comic (other than zooming)? 3 advantages: KAPOW! BLAM! BIFF!'
  • Last Big Brother link of 2001 -- Oh my God! It's Helen's hair -- This is London visits Classy Cutz ...'We move to a seat by reception; the phone rings non-stop; every other call is a hoax; dirty calls, hang-ups, laughing down the phone. One man calls and says he's an old friend of Helen's and do they have a contact number for her? "I don't think so," he is told matter-of-factly.'

[media] The Man Who Killed the Media ... Media Guardian profile/interview with Michael Wolff. '...Wolff's view is that the world's media barons are less powerful than they were in the days of Henry Luce or when Americans could watch only three television channels. He calls the combination of America Online and Time Warner "a bit of ridiculousness", indicative of the media industry's desperation to find new ways of making money. He is dismissive of the industry's current vogue to own distribution networks such as cable and television channels, for example. "They're trying to turn themselves into utilities. They go from one grail or shibboleth to another. They are hustlers and charlatans all," he says with some relish.'

August 13, 2001
[comics] Fisher Price Theatre Presents... Catcher in the Rye [Part 1 | Part 2] by Evan Dorkin. ''If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and that David Coperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.' [via Venusberg]

[music] Northern Rock -- Miranda Sawyer profiles and interviews New Order. '...everything collapsed. New Order came out owing £600,000. Then, in the midst of the carnage, someone found a piece of paper signed by the Factory directors that read: "The musicians own the music and we own nothing." Which meant that the bands could sign huge publishing deals for all the tunes they'd already written, as well as recording contracts for future music. London records stepped in to claim New Order, "like the cavalry", says Sumner. Chaos all round. The piece of paper effectively whisked Factory's only assets away from the hands of the debtees. Sumner remembers going up in front of the liquidators. "They just couldn't believe this piece of paper existed. But it did. No contract, just this bit of paper. They tried to make out that we'd written it a couple of days earlier, but honest to God we didn't. But," he grins, "if it hadn't existed, we would have written it..."'

[random image] Back of a beermat -- because sometimes LMG needs a picture and to remind me of a weird Saturday...[theroux] 'The girl is hallucinating or it is a fabrication' ... Christine Hamilton: No, I only know what a swingers' party is because I recently met Mr Louis Theroux who made a programme about them and I understand from him that a swingers' party is a wife or husband-swapping party.

August 12, 2001
[web] Something I've just noticed -- Google's cache is really up to date at the moment ... LMG, or if you prefer ... Haddock or NotsoSoft or Plasticbag.

[teeth] Something Rotten -- William Leith on his teeth... an extract from his book British Teeth. 'He put his drill down, picked up another tool, a hooked needle, and loomed over me again. He poked the new tool deep into the open roots of my tooth. He was looking at something. The wadding! He had found the wadding. Godzinski dipped the needle into the hole in my jaw. Then he removed the needle from my mouth and sniffed at it. Some of the purulent wadding was on the end of the needle. Godzinski offered the needle to his nurse, as if it were a special treat. "Smell that abscess," he said.'

August 11, 2001
[comics] No Laughing Matter -- Salon covers Gary Groth's views on Scott McCloud's Reinventing Comics ... 'Faced with a dwindling comic book readership, distribution centered on hobby shops and the depressing news that market leader Marvel is still struggling to emerge from bankruptcy, comic artists and publishers are in a vulnerable state. The Net, like a tornado heading for a trailer, is bound to have some effect, good or bad. "It's like opera," says Steve Conley, creator of Astounding Space Thrills, a daily adventure webcomic. "The fighting is so fierce because the stakes are so small. No other industry could have this kind of debate because no other industry is so small and close-knit."' [Related: McCloud Cuckoo-Land (Part 1) (Part 2) -- Groth rebuffs McCloud's Reinventing Comics. McCloud responds... McCloud in Stable Condition Following Review, Groth Still at Large]

August 10, 2001
[comics] Grendels and Mages -- an interview with Matt Wagner from Sequential Tart ... 'Seriously, I view Hunter [Rose] as one of those flash inspirations - one that almost creates itself. Greg Rucka claims that Hunter is my Athena, that he sprang fully formed and armed from the labyrinthine recesses of my brain. He also claims that no one other than me should ever write a Hunter story and, I must admit, I think he's right.'

[books] First chapter of Sonic Boom -- a book about Napster, MP3's and the future of music ... '." From that moment forward, Fanning would appear frequently dressed in a Metallica T-shirt, most famously as a presenter at the MTV Music Awards, where Ulrich sat in the audience looking sick. It was difficult to say whether the Beavis and Butthead like fashion statement was meant to be mocking or merely the honest expression of a fan laced with a little irony. Whatever the case, Ulrich made clear that, as far as he was concerned, being a Napster user and a Metallica fan were incompatible: on television and the Internet, he directly told fans who used Napster that the band didn't want their types.'

[quote] Tinned Pineapple. '...I took the tin off myself, and hammered at it with the mast till I was worn out and sick at heart, whereupon Harris took it in hand. We beat it out flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every form known to geometry - but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it, and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened and threw away the mast.' [Related: Project Gutenberg Etext of Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome]

[weblogs] Tom has some interesting comments from Keith Waterhouse about how to do a good column in a newspaper. Much of it applies equally well to weblogs ... '13) I is 106 years since Jerome K Jerome related his difficulties in trying to open a tin of pineapple in Three Men In A Boat. Unless you can improve this classic account, keep your problems with packaging to yourself.'

August 09, 2001
[comics] Quick profile of Dan Clowes ... 'Time spent with his book "Ghost World" -- now a film that opened here Friday -- leaves you with the sense that the gentleman responsible for it must be some frustratingly inaccessible, enervated, neurotic ogre. But Clowes looks like David Hyde Pierce with a more keyed-down demeanor. If Clowes is a dork, it's from the inside out, his geek sensibility being something he shares with those who read him. Otherwise, he appears to be surrounded by outer peace.' [via Comic Geek]

[wtf?] Okay, Swingin' Chicks of the '60's -- spot the odd one out: Angie Dickinson, Marianne Faithfull, Sharon Tate and.... Truman Capote?! '...in that same book Truman also declares what should be inscribed on his tombstone, "an excuse, a phrase I use about almost any commitment: I TRIED TO GET OUT OF IT, BUT I COULDN'T."'

August 08, 2001
[comics] Roger Ebert on Ghost World ... 'Seymour and Enid are too similar to fall in love; they both specialize in complex personal lifestyles that send messages no one is receiving. Enid even offers to try to fix up Seymour, but he sees himself as a bad candidate for a woman: "I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests."' [via Link Worthy]

[70's pulp fiction] Sextacular! -- the Guardian profiles the life and books of Jacqueline Susann. '...The result was Valley of the Dolls, "the sensational truth about the glamour set on a pill kick", a careening, gossipy, salacious ride of a read about three women trying to make it, hampered by cads and drugs. She satirised [Ethel] Merman as a blowsy has-been, and based an actress-singer battling with weight and drugs on Judy Garland. Thanks to years of listening at dressing-room doors, her dialogue was irresistible. Caked in kohl, tripping on hairspray (as well as sleeping pills, diet pills and amphetamines), in her Pucci print frocks and lacquered wigs, she rose at dawn to serve truck drivers breakfast - to make sure they'd get her books out in time - then schmoozed booksellers all day, and stayed up late partying with the glitterati.'

August 07, 2001
[weblog] Pop Quiz, Hot Shot -- Marcia wants to know about blogging styles ... LMG is unashamedly: 'hunt around other weblogs for a few interesting links so you at least have something to post?'.

[quote] 'You've become a significant threat to the national security structure. They would have killed you already but you got a lot of light on you. Instead they're trying to destroy your credibility. They already have in many circles in this town. Be honest, your only chance is to come up with a case. Something, anything. Make arrests, stir the shit storm, hope to reach a point of critical mass that'll start a chain reaction of people coming forward, then the government will crack. Remember, fundamentally people are suckers for the truth -- and the truth is on your side, Bubba.'

[stuff] Metafilter is on holiday so I've decided to mine the archives ...


August 06, 2001
[profile] Johnny Vegas Laid Bare -- another profile from the Independent ... 'Johnny isn't Michael's invention in the way that, say, Alan Partridge is Steve Coogan's invention. Johnny is Michael, magnified. Or Johnny is comprised of the bits of Michael ? the pain, the rejections ? that Michael has hived off, to save himself from the Priory and, possibly, out-and-out alcoholism. Johnny, the stand-up, is Michael at his most brilliantly hurt and resentful.' [Related: Johnny Vegas Website, link via I Love Everything]

[comics] Anticipating a 'Ghost World' -- Time on Clowes and Zwigoff's Ghost World ... '...most importantly the Clowes sensibility has successfully made it into movie theaters. It's too bad that it takes a movie to expose vast numbers of people to Clowes' pessimistic universe of the lummoxes, schlubs, and dorks who made the Wendy's foodchain possible and who write "comix" review columns on "the web."' [via Comic Geek]

[movies] retroCRUSH Christopher Walken Audio Library ... 'The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.' [via Metafilter]

August 05, 2001
[movies] The Walken Shtick, Creepy . . . and Cool ... great interview / profile of Christopher Walken. 'Walken looks like if he sat next to you on the subway, you'd probably move to another seat. His longish brown hair is slicked back, and he wears a scraggly beard. His pale blue irises have an eerie intensity, and he seems to have trouble maintaining eye contact. There's a halting rhythm to his speech that has inspired countless impersonators, including, famously, Kevin Spacey and comedian Jay Mohr. Walken paces his words like this: It's as, if, he's . . . following. The punctuation rules, of another . . . galaxy.' [via Fark]

[lists] Five awful films I'm embarrassed to say I've watched:


August 04, 2001
[movies] The From Hell Movie Trailer is available at Apple's Trailer Site. 'I made it all up, and it all came true anyway. That's the funny part.' [requires Quicktime 5, link via WEF]

[lists] Five good films I'm embarrassed to say I've never watched:

  • The Conversation ... 'I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.'
  • Paths of Glory ... 'BOMBSHELL! the roll of the drums... the click of the rifle-bolts... the last cigarette... and then... the shattering impact of this story... perhaps the most explosive motion picture in 25 years!'
  • The Deer Hunter ... 'Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else, this is this!'
  • The Night of the Hunter ... 'The wedding night, the anticipation, the kiss, the knife, BUT ABOVE ALL... THE SUSPENSE!'
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • ... 'The robbery should have taken 10 minutes. 4 hours later, the bank was like a circus sideshow. 8 hours later, it was the hottest thing on live T.V. 12 hours later, it was all history. And it's all true'

[intersection] Adrian Mole and Big Brother 2 ... 'I lay awake pondering yet again on the true nature of my sexuality. Did I vote for Brian out of gay solidarity or because he is a semi-erudite Irish eccentric? I garnered the evidence: a) I like Kylie Minogue; b) I sleep with a lavender pillow; c) I am no good at sex with women; d) I am very fussy about my sheets, pillowcases and towels.'

August 03, 2001
[comics] Scott Shaw's Oddball Comics ... A collection of pointers to world's weirdest comics. Some classic comics including Jack Kirby at his nuttiest... 2001: A Space Odyssey '"White Zero" is the fictional identity given to mild Harvey Norton in simulated superhero "sequences" artificially created in the high-tech chambers of "Comicsville, Inc." But during one of his synthetic "adventures", Norton unexpectedly encounters a floating monolith similar to "the one they found on the MOON in 2001 A,D." When his manufactured exploit goes awry, Norton's enthusiasm for superheroics dwindles: Another Comicsville Inc. patron observes: "Man, if you can't make it in COMICSVILLE, you may as well try KNITTING sweaters!"' [Related: Oddball Comics Archive, Gone and Forgotten]

[mp3] Top 10 Bootleg Napster MP3's. Eminenya is well worth downloading ... 'The lush celtic strings of Sail Away clash with the vocal from the Real Slim Shady, speeded up by a factor of about three. A nightmare within a dream. ' [via Popbitch]

[tv] The inside story on Elizabeth from Big Brother ... 'On Friday morning, after Elizabeth's eviction , Druitt's mobile phone is almost constantly engaged. The horror on her face at her exit interview, when nude pictures from the Star flashed on the screen, was, says Druitt, a big sham. "She loved those pictures."' [via Popbitch]

August 02, 2001
[comics] Long, fascinating interview with Grant Morrison over at Disinformation ... 'What I want to see is people doing their own experience and their own life without trying to be clever or trying to be hip or fashionable. If you do what's in your own head it'll always be cool because no one else will have thought of it.' [via Plasticbag]

This is Romeo Foxtrot, Shall We Dance?[movies] Interesting review of Apocalypse Now Redux ... 'Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall), the surfing-obsessed, napalm-crazy Air Cav honcho, the additional minutes are more than a madness bonus. They excavate contradictions in his character that were glimpsed only briefly in the ?79 cut, and make him seem both more monstrous and more human?more monstrous because he is more human. His interest in acid-tripping California surf god Lance Johnson (Sam Bottoms) now seems less like a middle-aged man?s power-juiced nostalgia trip than a prepubescent?s obsessive male crush. Kilgore dotes on this fair-haired visitor, monitoring his needs the way an old-school movie producer might pamper a star, and Lance?like Kilgore, a fancy cipher in ?79?responds with a stoner?s sense of privilege. (Refusing to surf in artillery-pounded waters, he says: "I?m an artist.")' [via Robot Wisdom]

August 01, 2001
[medicine] ickle tackles painkillers ... and allows me to dispose of this link I've had sitting in my "Must Blog" Folder for ages... the history of aspirin -- Rise of the 1p wonder. 'The trouble for the drug firms is that so many of them make aspirin, and it is so cheap to produce, they make no profit from it. Instead, they are intensively trying to develop so-called 'super-aspirins' which are more powerful and can be patented to ensure that they make money. 'If something is found as a successor to aspirin, it is likely to be expensive. The market is huge - a goldmine,' said Elwood. But the reason the drug companies don't like the common aspirin is why patients and doctors do. It's almost as cheap as chalk - about 1p a pill - and tackles all the big killers: heart disease, stroke and cancer.'

[pop] Make your mind up, M'lud --- Amusing article about the the court battle between Bobby G from Bucks Fizz and David Van Day from Dollar over who has rights to the name Bucks Fizz. 'If all this sounds like a particularly bitter lover's tiff, it is because the two men are former friends and colleagues. Van Day was one of the best-known bubblegum pop stars of the early 80s in his own right as one half of Dollar, an equally peroxide-heavy act which had 14 hits including Oh L'Amour and Mirror Mirror between 1978 and 1983. "We were fifth in a recent TV programme on the world's top 10 duos," he says. "Underneath us were people like Ike and Tina Turner." '

[comics] Borderline the new PDF format magazine about comics launches... Two versions are available: High Resolution / Low Resolution ... It contains news, reviews, articles and an interview with Bryan Talbot... 'Borderline is the result of a renaissance in British fan circles during the last two years but with the use of the internet for delivery we hope to offer something with points of interest to readers of comics anywhere in the world. '